crotchsnot

A chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!

Dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear!

by Boobs2184 August 3, 2007

crotchalogical

the logic of the crotch

We chose to put this in crotchalogical order because it shows the order of my penis's preference.

by Happy Loman December 21, 2008

Crotchnosed

An awkward, uncomfortable thing that someone just won't let go. A persistent and unwlecome intrusion into one's business, like a dog who won't stop trying to sniff your crotch in public.

"Iffy won't stop dribbling on about the restaurant bill contretemp. I feel utterly crotchnosed by the whole thing".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Crotchcohol

Similar to crotch corn, but surprisingly involving alcohol soaking up your crotch, rendering it drunk McAllister.

Dude Jesus just converted beer into Crotchcohol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude shits weak.

AkA Crotch candy

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009

Crotchanky

To place a piece of toilet paper or Kleenex in your gitch for pre-ejaculatory purposes.

Context: Hey, you packin your crotchanky?!

by Technukrainian March 3, 2011

Crotchicamonia

When Your Vagina Is Really Really Itchy & No Matter How You Move Your Legs; It Just Itches Like All Hell .

"ahh ! I got a bad case of crotchicamonia!" .. so scratch it ! x

by umm fred? April 5, 2011

Choochcanoe

Any vehicle that has had pot smoked in it.

I drive a Toyota choochcanoe.

by Hooge Cooter March 4, 2019