crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

by crowbone August 15, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 15, 2005

Crotchrocket

This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.

You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.

by callmesock October 6, 2010

crotchcricket

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

crotchcricket

an annoying person, one almost considered parasitic.

shut up you god damn crotchcricket

by bigtuna January 27, 2004

crotchrocket

motorbike ahahahahahahahha

dude, did u see his crotchrocket

by hobo_on_hastings September 21, 2003

CrotchRocket

It is when someone lights a firework and goes straight to your dick or pussy.

I lighted a firework on my friend's crotch, it's just like a crotchrocket.

by TrollerDefines April 2, 2015