A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.
by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017
Get the Kentucky Cornstalk mug.An Oakland crosswalk is an invisible crosswalk which a resident of Oakland, CA uses to cross any part of a busy street while giving zero fucks about the cars speeding by. This is often performed with the mindset of having the right of way.
Driver: Hey look at that asshole crossing MLK in the middle of the street! Doesn't he know he's gonna get hit?
Passenger: You idiot, can't you see he's using an Oakland crosswalk?
Passenger: You idiot, can't you see he's using an Oakland crosswalk?
by Hal A. Madrid March 28, 2017
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To cross from one corner of an intersection to the opposite corner through the means of a straight line. This can be accomplished no matter how busy the intersection is as long as the participants are brave and quick enough to avoid oncoming vehicles.
Two people need to get to the north-east corner of an intersection from the south-west corner of the same intersection. While this would normally be achieved through crossing the street to the north and then crossing the street again to the east. Instead, they execute a California crosswalk and run in a straight line diagonally across the intersection
by The Aviator January 20, 2008
Get the California crosswalk mug.when you can hera a person or a computer's modem on another line, only you can hear it on your line too. Crosstalk is when another signal on another line is induced onto your line. Crosstalk happens whenever wires in a telephone cable are not twisted/twisted loosely, also happened on telegraph lines earlier in this century (1900's)
by Eian Greene June 11, 2005
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1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.
2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker
2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker
by arbitraryone April 5, 2010
Get the Cornstalker mug.Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.
Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
Get the Crosswalk shuffle mug.Do not crosstaminate my watermelon with the knife you just used to debone that e-coli chicken.
Health inspectors worry too much about crosstamination.
Health inspectors worry too much about crosstamination.
by jackie morton June 8, 2007
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