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Cross the Streams

Crossing the streams: When you're urinating and defecating at the same time, and you maneuver your body just right so you can urinate on your feces while it's coming out.
This isn't a sexual act, but I'm sure someone can figure out a way.
"Dude, I just pissed on my shit while it was still coming out. It was awesome!"
"Yeah man, I cross the streams all the time."
by GhostGuyGGG July 19, 2009
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don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.
by zipwolf June 28, 2006
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Crossing the streams bad

When something is as bad as Egon's explanation of crossing the streams from Ghost Busters:
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad."
It's supposed to be really bad... No, I mean like, crossing the streams bad!
by greatscott! March 31, 2009
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Don't Cross the Streams

"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"
by ReedABook September 3, 2020
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Cross The Streams

While being double penetrated the person in the ass swaps with the person in the pussy.
I know it’s risky but they came so hard when I let them cross the streams
by TJmaxal January 17, 2024
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Crossing the streams

When 2 tv streaming services combine to create a super streaming service that offers less product but charges more
David: “Those pricks at Hulu have closed my subscription and are asking for more money for a new service”
Veronica:” That’s terrible!! They are crossing the streams too much! Come give me a big hug”
by Bowslosski January 27, 2025
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