Cosby Sweater 

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.

You never walk down the pudding aisle the same way again after getting a Cosby sweater.

Cosby Sweater by porcupinecone November 19, 2014

Bill Cosby Sweater 

The act of eating entire box of Fruity Pebbles and then while having sex with your girlfriend, barf on her chest and jizz on her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Bill Cosby Sweater for Christmas this year.

Bill Cosby Sweater by ziggy & co. March 13, 2009

Cosby Sweater 

The multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts.

It took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass!

Cosby Sweater by Jeff Conway October 27, 2008

Cosby Sweater 

To secretly drug a young woman and have your way with her, but act like there's nothing wrong with it.

Dude, did you see what that chick at the bar is wearing. I'm totally going to take her home and Cosby Sweater her.

Cosby Sweater by Hibachi SuperVillain November 20, 2014

cosby sweater 

A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.

I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.

cosby sweater by Bill Dev September 13, 2006

cosby sweater 

The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.

I gave my ex-boyfriend a cosby sweater because I'm a sexual deviant.

cosby sweater by anonymousmanofmanynicefaces September 26, 2006

cosby sweater 

The type of sweater that everybody idolizes you for wearing, often worn in the days of "the cosby show" by suave debonair Bill Cosby. Usually described with such words as Frizzle Frazzle.

"Have you seen Zach's new cosby sweater?! He is so fashionable!"

cosby sweater by Spudular July 21, 2008