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Cosby Sweater

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.

You never walk down the pudding aisle the same way again after getting a Cosby sweater.

by porcupinecone November 19, 2014