crop dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section

by Matt Turbot Monroe December 8, 2003

Crop dust

Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.

Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.

by katelynthecropduster68 February 12, 2017

Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.

by E.B. December 3, 2004

crop dust

A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.

Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.

by jimrim June 26, 2007

crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

by joe mcduffie December 15, 2006

Crop-dust

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.

"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

crop dust

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened

"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"

by amy ice December 31, 2007