Crooketry

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

by Yoncé October 10, 2014

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Coozin

Doing whatever you do; with no urgency. // kicking back taking your time on things. // Just straight chilling.

Example 1:

I see a homie and he daps me and says "what's good homie" my response is "just coozin homie what's good?"

Example 2:

"Dude I coozed through that test."

by Daffy. August 7, 2015

Croobies

When the skin from your stomach hangs low, wobbles to and fro, and resembles two boobs. You then get the ever fug looking crotch boobs. CROOBIES!

OMG look at those croobies!

by Jewbies July 22, 2010

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Croochie

A crew of hoochies; A group of young (often promiscuous) women dressed scantily or in a revealing fashion out together for a night on the town.

Damn, look at that croochie, they must be rollin' eight deep!

by Professor Crispy December 9, 2012