Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.
by loscoches January 5, 2009
Get the Crooks and Castles mug.Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.
In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!
by Porkrtick Patrick July 3, 2008
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some shitty pseudo thug tough guy clothing that appeals to mostly blacks, hispanics and asians that normally think they are tough and normally are loser tool bags that are very trendy or scene-ee.
mike:"hey matt look at that tool bag that just walked in the bar with his crooks and castles clothing" matt: " yea he's a pure douche bag walking around like he can't be broken"
by dennt December 31, 2013
Get the crooks and castles mug.when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
a crooks job is when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
by Yacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub October 20, 2010
Get the crooks job mug.Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.
by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025
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Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
by MYEYESNEVERCRY November 3, 2004
Get the Lesane Parish Crooks mug.A bunch of suburban kids from Victoria BC who think they're tough. Their activities include being faggots, getting smashed, and being Facebook tough guys.
"Yo did you hear what happend to Jacob?"
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."
by Reefen. April 8, 2013
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