Clonemance

Clonemance is a play on the word romance, used when describing the emotional or physical connection of two Clones, like Keith and Julie. Clones are the fan base of Jim Rome.

With all of the Clonemance in the air, it kinda puts a new spin on March Madness

by Lady Clone February 27, 2011

Old crone

My Grandma😁
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch

Shut up and mind your shit old crone

by 18 and ugly😬 July 23, 2017

Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."

I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.

by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005

croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.

"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."

by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005

cronemudgeon

Cranky, aggressive older female, prone to snarling and pontificating. The Republican version, often coiffed in a massive bouffant hairdo and pastel pantsuit, will rant at TV coverage of Gay Pride Parades. The Democrat cronemudgeon, sporting natural fiber clothing and Birkenstocks, drives a VW van and flips off SUVs with 'I Support Our Troops' yellow ribbons.

Aunt Grace is still pissed about the Bush re-election. I told her real nice to get over it, but she snapped and went on and on about social security reform. God, she's such a cronemudgeon.

by GraceD June 10, 2005

Crone me

To do an extreme amount of pleasure to a person by just making the slightest touch.

Even looking at Jaevion today totally made me want him to crone me.

by Lickerofburgers June 26, 2017

old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 March 31, 2016