Cryptonite

A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.

It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.

The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.

"Dear God I lost all my powers and am too weak. I must have been poisoned by Cryptonite!"

by El Kal El February 2, 2019

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CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023

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