There’s a special place in hell for the people who use it. Anyone who owns one most likely isn’t loved and gains satisfaction from tormenting individuals that are essentially handicapped
by nothumbssadge May 8, 2022
Get the cronus zen mug.Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.
"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"
"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"Bro, he's probably gay..."
"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"Bro, he's probably gay..."
by Alphacuremom69 May 25, 2020
Get the Ben Crouse mug.To consistently not show up to important events and lie about whereabouts. Act like your too busy to be somewhere. Constant disregard for friendship. To leave someone hanging or screw over.
(noun) Your such a crouse for not showing up for class today.
(verb) Dude you really croused me today.
(verb) Be at my house tomorrow morning at 7am, and don't you crouse on me.
(adjective) No you cant borrow my car because you are too crouse.
(verb) Dude you really croused me today.
(verb) Be at my house tomorrow morning at 7am, and don't you crouse on me.
(adjective) No you cant borrow my car because you are too crouse.
by John (definently not Balls) October 23, 2013
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Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.
ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!
by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015
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Get the Crouse Walk mug.A lotus that is of extreme rarity, found in italy by Lotus hunters. They're purple in colour with an orange stamen and stigma.
by DirtyGurt October 12, 2021
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