Cocksteer

Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.

Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.

by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011

Crookston

noun; a state of mind, rather than a place, characterized by long stretches of seemingly endless boredom; emphasized by uninterrupted stretches of binge drinking which may or may not include loss of memory, friends, and/or property, and the bitches are no where to be found.

That party last night made me feel like I was in Crookston; I boned a goat and do not remember what happened after that.

by SwaggaDaddyK March 23, 2011

Crockstar

noun

A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.

"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".

That guy is such a crockstar. Time after time, he has offered to things and then always has an excuse to offer, but no results.

by RamHemiTX September 10, 2011

Cockstew

Cockstew, which was established around November 2018 is simply a mesmerising blend consisting Urine, Smegma, Indomie Seasoning and J rice (jollof). Cockstew can be communicated by doing a C motion with your hand, not to be confused with C17.

Leke - since your not tryna back bance, buck me cockstew.
Ryan- say no more, unzip my ting.

by @Karemba27 May 19, 2019

crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

by JLC24 September 1, 2018

cockstench

:when you smell what his cock smells like and then after you fuck him your pussy seems to smell like his cock for a day or two, even after showers.

it may be my imagiation but I KNOW IT EXISTS

After I fucked Chris in the grass I could smell his cockstench on my pussy for a week.

by McTitty July 1, 2006

cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.

that sexy image gives me a cockstand.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003