When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.
I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.
by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009
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derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.
derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.
I asked my dad for money, and he was going for his wallet but my mom decided to interfere and stopped him. What a cocblock!
by abbcdfiq January 7, 2012
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Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012
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by got123 November 5, 2016
Get the Crowblock mug."I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."
by mynameisbop November 12, 2021
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