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Commonly used in the UK, a term used for potato slices baked or fried, with some seasoning. Known as chips in the US.
Snacking on some crisps I see?
Indeed.
Crisps by cherry <3 December 14, 2020

Crisps or Chips 

so is it Crisps or Chips
its chips.
nobody calls them crsips
the people that call chips crisps send out emails where they can't spell the word crisp correctly.
the world: why are we arguing about wether it is Crisps or Chips no one cares.
Dave: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, lets have some crsips for lunch fellas

the world: look up crisps vs chips on urban dictionary and see what it says

Dave: crsips is supreme
Crisps or Chips by itschips February 13, 2023

crisps smith 

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok
me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too
crisps smith by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023

Punky Crisps 

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
Punky Crisps by Telephony July 23, 2014

Crawler's Crisps 

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.
I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

ass crisps 

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.
ass crisps by splosion squad September 28, 2009