Crimea 

Oh, and I was going to say...

Hym "Crimea is fucking huge! When they said they wanted to keep BOTH OCCUPIED TERRITORIES AND CRIMEA I was like 'Get the fuck out of here! You get the 2 occupied territories or Crimea and that should be obvious.' But a territory AND Crimea? Crimea is like, larger than Ukraine. It's like this big-ass peninsula! It's like giving Russia a buy-one get-one free deal! Is Russia, like, offer to buy those guns we wasted back? Cus... Like, does he want me to suck his dick too? Or no? Jesus!"

Crimea by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

crimason 

One of the best and funniest content creators on an app called tiktok - who should be loved by all and the greatest person to ever exist.

‘Hey who’s that person that always puts a jungkook hashtag on his videos and why?’

‘Oh that’s crimason he’s super funny and he does it because #jungkook’

crimason by gabbz July 28, 2021

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

hush crime by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

Dirty crime boy 

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

Dirty crime boy by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

Perfect Crime 

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

Perfect Crime by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018

Crimrack 

The space between a woman's vagina and anus.

Jennifer: "My crimrack is really sore today!"
Wendy: "What happened?"
Jennifer: "Chris went down on me for a while last night and his chin stubble tore up my crimrack something fierce!"
Wendy: "Oh! I always make Steve shave before he rests his chin."

Crimrack by Trova January 12, 2015

crimason 

red hair #jungkook person

“crimason was on my fyp today”
“who?”
“#jungkook”

crimason by dajeongsbff July 25, 2021