Criston

See Mr. Amazing.

"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."

by The incredibles October 20, 2012

chilton

a disease of the perineum, causing anal leakage

"Shit man, she gave me chilton!"

by heathcliff October 4, 2006

Cripton

When a person is talking rubbish.

Why do you come out with so much Cripton

by 01fieldo June 12, 2008

criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

Chilton

A place near to Newton Aycliffe which is the breeding ground of chavs, gypsies and hippies A.K.A "CHAV - CENTRAL". If you had a £1 for every brain cell in Chilton, you'd have 50p as Chilton is nothing more than a no man's land with the best thing in Chilton been a local takeaway or a co - operative, you would get more thrill from taking a shit than visiting Chilton as you fear for your life at the thought of been stabbed to death by raging 12 year old kids who hang round the shops threatening to steal your shoe laces or afterwards go raiding the bins. Chilton is a place you'd best avoid with the closest thing to bath been puddles left on the streets with the drunks laid about the streets. My advice would be to avoid this place as it's the Nickleback of towns in Durham but on the flip said atleast its not a worse as Darlo.

Non - Chilton lad: What's worse Chilton or Sunderland?
Chilton lad: I dunno?
Non - Chilton lad: Chilton as Sunderland actually know where they live is shite!
Chilton: Could be worse, could be Southmoor!

by Belmont - Big - Dick August 10, 2016

Chilton

An insulting name one would often call another, especially if they have a weird middle name that means anal leakage and try to make an alternate definition of it on Urban Dictionary to mask his embarrassment.

See also:

Douche Nozzle
Twat Waffle
Bandless Noobcracker
Bagel-Hole-Screwer

What a chilton

by TehJudas November 3, 2009

Chilton

A hood ass town in TX. 254 area code.

That girl is hood as hell, she must be from Chilton

by Chels15 December 25, 2016