Cristovalitos

It's a very delicious snack, quick and easy to make. It's a burrito filled with flaming hot cheetos with nacho cheese (sour cream optional) probably the best burrito you would ever taste. Idea originally came from a vato staying in the tx panhandle area, who was living on his own and was in a hurry to eat and was craving something, so just threw stuff together. Posers now days may call them meritos, But those are just youngsters who don't know much about the history of the Cristovalitos

Guy: aye bro I'm hungy!
Kool guy:let's make cristovalitos there easy and fast.
Guy:you mean meritos?
Kool guy: get the fuck out my house poser!

by Ez-$ May 13, 2016

Juan Cristobal

It’s a loving, caring and a unique person. They can be sexy and funny at the same time. You know you have a special connection with someone when you look eye to eye; that’s a Juan Cristobal. If you ever met someone like Juan Cristobal, never let them go, you’ll regret it. This slang makes reference to Juan Cristobal Varas, a great artist.

Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
Girl 1: definitely!! He’s the best and special

by FloBL April 21, 2021

cristofher

A Cristofher is a really special person. He goes by the nickname cris. He has the best personality. A really great dancer. This boy is an animal lover. He loves music. He has the cutest face. He’s overprotective but that’s because he cares of what’s his. He will always be there for you. When he’s sad he will hide it. On his worst days he will always find a way to find positivity. If you ever meet a Cristofher stick with him you won’t regret it.

I wish I meet a Cristofher

by Mi huevo November 24, 2018

Cristobal

he is someone, with a lot of energy, he likes hedgehogs and the moon, his company is very calm and without a doubt the one I like the most, he really is a person who can make you very happy, he personally lights up all my days, and always makes me get out the best of me, Cristobal has tan skin and dark brown eyes, but with his light touch, his dark brown hair, when it's long you can easily tangle your fingers in it, and when it's short, it looks spiky and scary, his lips .. they are soft and large, it is worth knowing a Cristóbal. the puppies approach him and the little bugs the same, his presence is the most natural thing there is, it fascinates me, I love him very much <3

Cristobal, thanks for everything until today ^^

by rei chikita May 5, 2022

Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon

Kinda gay

Yo Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon is pretty gay.

by Brühllesshooo April 28, 2020

Cristopher

A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.

I want to be like cristopher

by tafer April 4, 2018

Mannaggia Cristo

It's an italian exclamation used when people are angry, scaried and similar . It is a General insult to Christ, and it's similar to porco dio, mannaggia la madonna, dio cane.

examples :
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")

by Jesusthetic May 23, 2019