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Town Crier

A gullible person on a social networking site like facebook who updates their status with messages telling other people to read, copy and post the same message them selves.
This is done because they believe that if they do not, something bad will happen, although this is almost certainly untrue.
Person 1: "Facebook will become a paysite from August first! Post this message in your status. If enough people do it, the staff will change their mind."

Person 2: "Oh gee, another Town Crier."
by Amphibiot November 3, 2009
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Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.
Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020
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Crier

Welp... You are that now... So... Ha! Be a thing you don't want to be. Bitch.
Hym "You'll have to forgive my niece over there. She's s bit of a crier."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Team Crier

A person who is likely to start crying when they see another person crying.
I am going to cry as soon as I see the groom cry, I'm such a team crier!
by chasinghappiness June 18, 2017
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Raven Crier

A nigga that looks like he gets anal from a squirrel
Look at that kid, he looks like a raven crier
by User54itslitasarez November 28, 2019
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D1 crier

someone who is a pro at complaining to get their way
"Hey I just saw her cry to her history professor about her 'C' in the class... now it's an 'A' I guess"

"oh yeah she's a D1 crier"
by amazing-meatball April 1, 2025
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