A gullible person on a social networking site like facebook who updates their status with messages telling other people to read, copy and post the same message them selves.
This is done because they believe that if they do not, something bad will happen, although this is almost certainly untrue.
This is done because they believe that if they do not, something bad will happen, although this is almost certainly untrue.
Person 1: "Facebook will become a paysite from August first! Post this message in your status. If enough people do it, the staff will change their mind."
Person 2: "Oh gee, another Town Crier."
Person 2: "Oh gee, another Town Crier."
by Amphibiot November 3, 2009

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020

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by chasinghappiness June 18, 2017

by ryan watt April 21, 2005

by User54itslitasarez November 28, 2019

"Hey I just saw her cry to her history professor about her 'C' in the class... now it's an 'A' I guess"
"oh yeah she's a D1 crier"
"oh yeah she's a D1 crier"
by amazing-meatball April 1, 2025
