Crysexual

cry·sex·u·al   crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

–noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.

Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.

by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010

Camosexual

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.

Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.

by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009

coneosexual

Someone who is turned on by large straight ice cream cones and likes to fuck them in the ass

After seeing the large waffle cone at coldstone, I realized I was coneosexual

by Sound_ March 25, 2016

chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

cnedsexual

the nerdiest of the nerds.
people who get turned on by studying old french poems on the shitty site cned.fr. they represent roughly 20% of an average class. Cnedsexuals replace pornhub with cned.fr.

damn man Manif is such a cnedsexual he likes victor Hugo's scrumptious schlong

by Ali Kazem January 24, 2022

Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.

Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!

by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

coeosexual

the opposite of demisexual, basically these people are defined as people who can have a crush on somebody even though they barely know them. (definition not mine, found it from a yt video)

Person1: I like this guy, but I don't know anything about him! it's so weird!

Person2: you know, there's a sexuality for that.

Person1: wait, really?

Person2: yeah, it's called being coeosexual

by haha imagine existing March 15, 2021