Credit crunch

When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.

I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!

by Sir Veisaid October 12, 2006

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 05, 2009

Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

credit crunch

A popular brand of cereal

yo rudeboy set the credit crunch

by masterbate007 October 22, 2008

credit crunch

a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.

mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.

by CAMUK October 21, 2008

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by Mysterio44 November 23, 2008

credit crunch tea

Ususally used in an office environment, this term describes when there are not many teabags left so it is prudent to use 1 teabag for an entire round of teas to make the remaining bags last as long as possible. So named due to the reluctance to shell out for a new pack of tea due to the global credit crunch.

Paul: Justin are you making the teas then?
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009