credit crunch

a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.

mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.

by CAMUK February 24, 2009

credit crunch

A popular brand of cereal

yo rudeboy set the credit crunch

by masterbate007 February 27, 2009

Credit Crunch!

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

by PubTime! March 18, 2009

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009

credit crunch tea

Ususally used in an office environment, this term describes when there are not many teabags left so it is prudent to use 1 teabag for an entire round of teas to make the remaining bags last as long as possible. So named due to the reluctance to shell out for a new pack of tea due to the global credit crunch.

Paul: Justin are you making the teas then?
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009

credit crunch lunch

to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc

Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?

Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch

by dirtyfalang January 29, 2009

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009