creatine

high usage of bullshit that is only watermass isn't real muscle,fake

creatine keane thinks he can lift

by baz00kadrew March 5, 2015

Creatine

What beginners in the gym think is a good supplement.

Dude 1: hey you take anything?

Dude 2: yeah creatine bro
Dude 1: brooo you’re a beginner

by Kristen’sadmirer October 30, 2019

Creatine

That shit kodex takes in astronomical amounts

Mom - SON WTF WHY ARE YOU SNORTING CREATINE

KODEX - it’s not Creatine this time it’s coke

Mom - oh as long as it’s not Creatine

Kodex - it’s not *coughs Creatine powder

by Lord kodex April 16, 2022

creatine

devil's supplement, don't take if you want to get gains, you will lose them all.

"Call 911! this man is using creatine!"

by Creatine_Hater March 11, 2023

Creatine

Magic strength powder than makes you buff.

Yo look at Tim he got hella gains he must be on creatine.

by CorrectpersonRAH June 30, 2023

Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.

Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

by Woocon June 2, 2022

Creatine-ager

An easily triggered self proclaimed "alpha" male "lifter" in his late 20's to early 50's that has emotional outbursts on their social media or irl , akin to a teenager.

The Creatine-ager refused to wear a mask while laying on the floor of the Costco, "I'm a patriot!" he screamed, while several people awkwardly tried to reach around his spitting teared tantrum radius for the green beans.

by JamesFromTheNowhere November 10, 2021