Creampie Soufflé

A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes.

Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.

by THE COON August 28, 2012

creampie suprise

when u dont pull out when the girl is expecting you to do so

Cindy has quadruplets and a granny sag because Trevor gave her a creampie suprise

by ABloodyBrowneye December 24, 2007

Creampie Slushpuppy

The act of either using your lips or a straw to suck empthy a creampie from someone's puss or ass.

"What the fuck Thijs, what happened when you came running from the bedroom with that straw in your hand and manjuice over your face?!"

"Dunno man, I was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend ass and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the Dirty Sanchez I gave her last week.."

by Acoy April 5, 2009

Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.

He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

by LPreZ December 24, 2009

Oreo Creampie Surprise

Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"

My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!

well done!

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

creampie surprise

while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."

Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!

by TRON THE MAN January 23, 2007