suzy creamcheese

From the Frank Zappa, meaning an airheaded or naive girl or woman-nice to look at but without substance or intelligence.

There is a blonde at work who is tasty to look at but is a real Suzy Creamcheese. Nothing but sack-fodder.

by dannyb February 7, 2006

Creamcheese Diaper

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

crapcakes

A word meaning a girls pussy that tastes like shit.

That girls pussy tasted like straight up crapcakes.

by Cole Wyatt November 28, 2006

Creamcake

(n.) A warm heaping stream of MASTURBATION! :D

2. A mean thing to call someone you don't like.

See masturbation.

Dude, he shot a creamcake my mouth when we were having oral!

2. You fucking creamcake! Go rot in a sack!

by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

by Tok Kim April 17, 2004

Creamcake

Like a creampie, but you also have some little chocolate ( or shit ) in the cum load

She wanted a creampie, but i gave her a creamcake

by Squeaxx March 17, 2021