biggest bitch around, likes to be a backstabber and if you go near an ex she will bite your head off
by fred borington December 10, 2013
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My wife gave me a dirty crawley after a fight last night. For some reason we can't find her dildo now.
by Filthy psycho March 13, 2024
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An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011
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"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
by 999WRLD August 2, 2020
Get the Mall Crawler mug.Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.
by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019
Get the Crowley mug.The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.
by yuor-devil August 31, 2019
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