crashtop

a laptop computer that runs very slowly, freezes, or crashes for no apparent reason.

Downloading a you tube will continue to buffer until the laptop (crashtop) crashes.

by Cardinals February 19, 2011

Cashton

The hottest beast in the world. Usually has glasses, light brown hair, and can ride a skateboard better than Tony Hawk. This kid is the most sexy person alive.

Screw Texas, Don't mess with Cashton. What happens with Cashton, stays with cashton. That's how much of a sexy beast he is.

by MelissaMMMMelissaMMMelissaMMM March 9, 2010

Cashton

A slut that will get their butt fucked for 5 bucks

Did you see that Cashton?

by juicyyputhay May 26, 2018

Cashton

A human that nobody understands but he is still everyone's friend

Person: Cashton
Other: Mwerpethonianth

by Rachael Dunning February 2, 2021

Cashton Highschool

A school that is full of hicks and is in the middle of nowhere and has some hot teachers as well as students and is for the most part a school that nobody likes. The hicks braaap, the chicks dont put out and when they do put out there stupid enough to get pregnant. the school down right sucks.

Man that school sucks....u mean that school is Cashton Highschool

by backwoods hustla April 24, 2011

Cashton

He is incredibly loyal and sweet. He is one of the best friends ever. You don’t want to lose this kid. He can be mean sometimes but he always comes through for you. He’s attractive and athletic. Don’t ever let this boy leave you.

Hey is that cashton?

Yeah he’s riding his bike!

by Annie nonimous June 2, 2020

Cashton’s Penis

The famous boy Cashton has a very small, weirdly shaped penis or mangina if you will, but don’t be fooled by the smallness of it, he is proud of that thing and loves to frolic it around.

Denner-Omg did you see cashton’s penis
Lia- Yes it’s so small!

by Theloveofmanywords August 3, 2022