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clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018
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craptackular

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.
This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.
by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004
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crapspackle

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.
Don't give me that crapspackle.
by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008
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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.
Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!
by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005
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Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.
When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
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Crapback

Men (typicallly of Punjabi descent) with extremely foul smelling backs, particularly on hot days.

The term suggests that the individual excretes feces through the pores on their backs, which mixes with sweat and saturates their clothing.
Brendan: Fahad was giving me a piggyback ride and some smell made me vomit on to the back of his head.

Tom: What a fucking crapback.
by IDunGoofed July 20, 2012
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