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Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.
Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011
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Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.
Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.
by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010
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CRAPS LOCK

When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter
person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock
by Pipboy_3000 April 19, 2011
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Scoville craps

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.
I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
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screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.
Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night
by Bwattz January 1, 2018
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haps on the craps

What is happening in the game of craps

What is goin on. What is happening. Who Is winning.
by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003
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sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008
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