When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.
Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?
Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011
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When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter
person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock
by Pipboy_3000 April 19, 2011
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by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
Get the Scoville craps mug.Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
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Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”
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This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?
Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008
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