crappuccino

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach

Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am

by M.K.M. September 23, 2005

Crappuccino

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

by Mityxm March 14, 2011

Crappuccino

A play-on words on cappuccino, a type of caffeine drink. Specifically talking about the ones they serve at McDonalds, because you pay $2.50+ for one and it tastes like sugary, foamy, water.

Cashier: Here's your cappuccino. That will be $3.10.

(Customer takes sip of drink, disgusted by taste)

Customer: Guh! $3.10 for a crappuccino?!

by ROFLcopturds February 26, 2010

crappuccino

a particularly frothy form of diarrhoea which one gets abroad

I feel like a crappucino, I ate that spicy salsa and I've got a bad case of spanish tummy

by Steve October 22, 2003

crappuccino

The icy, flavourless crap found at the bottom of a frappuccino. You know there are still pockets of wonderful-tasting coffee trapped in there, but when you search through it with the straw, all you ever come up with is a mouthful of ice.

Man, I paid for a grande frapp, but it turns out that over half of this drink is just crappuccino.

by Arykj August 4, 2008

Crappuccino

The need to do number twos as soon as possible after a strong cappuccino; a similar affect known as a Crappalatte afflicts many people after a strong cafe latte.

What - you now have to go and do a crappuccino? You only just finished a crappalatte!

by Astroboy1 December 21, 2010

Crappuccino

A frappuccino made in Starbucks that tastes like shit.

I want a Crappuccino, Where is my fucking Crappuccino, it may taste bad, but it is better than a friggin stogey.

by Jailguard103 June 6, 2005