crappard

A way to describe someone being undescribably crap.

"yeah, stop being a crappard."

by alexandrawrx April 24, 2009

Crappage

some guy who spends 15 hours a day trolling #main of the spring lobby

Spring_Player: can someone plz host a game
Crappage: STFU NOOB!
Spring_Player: :'(
1:03:46 PM * Spring_Player has left #main (Quit)

by joe365 September 2, 2007

crappachino

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005

Chappaquiddick Special

Refers to the act of drowning a woman in the toilet, while banging her from behind.

I just pulled a Chappaquiddick Special on the receptionist in the bathroom - don't tell anyone!

by MickHack September 3, 2009

Chappaqua

A town in upper Westchester, similar to Scarsdale, but for the more elite and less nouveau-riche. Formerly more popular among the privately wealthy before names like Larry David, Jeff van Gundy, and of course, the Clintons came to town.

"We looked at houses in Scarsdale, but it's just too jejune for our tastes. I moved to Chappaqua instead."

by Chadwick Bradford Simmons, IV November 28, 2004

chappaqua

nice place filled with nice people living quiet woodland's life. Also known as the ghetto of Westchester.

Tommy: I here derrick is from chappaqua
Paul: Aw, that's nice, I bet he likes the woods
Tommy: Yup.

by akon and MJ January 13, 2011

crappacino

(a)A drink that in no way resembles cappacino yet is labelled under that name. Often tasting of old fag ends mixed with mud topped with foam that looks and tastes like cheap shaving foam.

To drink 'a crap cino' hence crappacino or any drink purchased from Starbucks.

by Aneeta August 15, 2006