cratmosstank

Slang for Crap must stink

Oh Cratmosstank, I forgot my cell phone at home.

by Bartledoo2 October 30, 2013

cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

Cramtosis

The state of mind where you cram so much for an exam that you become completely delusional and your normal thought processes are overtaken by the crammage, leaving you to act, think and behave like a drunk and deluded zombie.

"Hey, you Derek. You've got a pad stuck to your jeans"

"Oh shit, are you serious? I was up cramming all night for our exam. How embarrassing. I've got cramtosis bad."

or

"Bro, WTF you're drooling!"

"Foreals? I cannot wait for this math exam to be over so I can get over my cramtosis."

or

An extreme example:

*Internal thought process:* "Green is such a inspirational colour. If I had a baby I wish it was green and then I would call it Wind. I wonder what baked wood tastes like? Shoes are so unnecessary. I'm only going to wear socks from now on. Men with moustaches really just have two sets of eyebrows. Glue is so useful, nutritious and super adhesive. Dragon's probably eat it too. They're probably also lactose intolerant. Wait... Shit. I'm in cramtosis. Must. keep. studying."

by EjeezyFosheezy November 6, 2011

crapmobile

In the contrary to shit mobile, a crapmobile is an old, rusty, german automobile. Not only does the crap refer to the quality, but also to the color.

In the flick "I, robot" there is a Volkswagen Beetle that is all rusty. That would be a crapmobile.

by chrys March 27, 2005

Chavmosis

The movement of chavs from a concentrated area of chavs to a less concentrated area of chavs through a barrier.

(Chav osmosis)

Wendy: "Are those chavs hopping over our fence dear?"
Barry: "Chavmosis darling, a naturally occurring process in nature"

by Mr.Benjamin November 28, 2010

Cryptosis

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.

"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"

by Alustrous January 12, 2012

craposity

crappy to an awesome extent

that show was so craposity due to the first band

by 85er August 1, 2009