crapitude

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.

The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.

by Ali holla January 27, 2007

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004

bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.

"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"

by slugj3lag June 26, 2012

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004

chapisode

noun - the hybrid of a chapter and an episode. can be used to describe a chapter of a book that is long and more self-contained like an episode, or and episode of a tv series that feels more like a book.

jen: i can't wait for the next chapisode of 'the freshman fifteen' to come out!
margot: i know! there are only two more chapisodes left til the cliffhanger chapisode!

by ean weslynn July 2, 2011

crapsadent

When You eat way to much chicken chili and coconut delight at your workplace..and then you can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Karisa ate to much and then she had a crapsadent.

by KJAX1971 December 12, 2016