crapintosh

Crapintosh v.
Insulting nickname for a person who likes Apple computers.

Crapintosh wore his Mac osX shirt to Drumline practice again today

by crapintosh November 20, 2004

crapintosh

The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.

"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.

by PC Use'n fool September 5, 2006

cretinitus

A desiese that only affects males, the counterpart being sketinitus which is the female form, turns the recipients into full on fledged retards who can only communicate with those who also have contracted the form of cuntness

Did you here about Ralph, he got cretinitus, no surprise he's a scumbag that molested multiple small children

by shankleberrypie July 4, 2017

Crabinitis

Extremely crabby all of the time like it has infected the person.

Jeez Molly did you come down with crabinitis? You have really been a bitch lately!!!

by Thad Munson February 5, 2010