crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

crandog

One who is exceptionally well at being bad at things

Elinas is good at being a crandog.

by Tarkus96 January 5, 2018

crapdouche

Someone who acts like a douchebag, and smells like crap. Also someone who acts immature or makes a bad decision.

Max was a crapdouche when he went out again with his ex girlfriend, J.

by Sexy Ecksy May 31, 2007

craptography

1) The ability to write words and/or sentences by using someone's crap. Usually craptographer develop their own encrypted "crap code" (e.g. writing with bad-smelling excrements implies a sense of disgust towards those sentences).

2) Used when someone's writing skills are very poor.

1) My sister developed her craptography skill in her college's bathrooms.

2) I can't tell the difference between a "a" and a "o"! This was written a *beep*ing craptographer!

by cacaro July 1, 2008

Crapoganda

The BS that a political campaign releases about their rival, either directly or indirectly through the media, or to prop themselves up for better mass appeal.

The President held a press conference to combat the growing concern about his secret cigarette usage. "That I am a closet smoker is pure crapoganda, spread by the GOP, to make me into some type of menthol addict."

by Wit4U November 4, 2011

craptographer

A craptographer is a person involved in the development of crapto algorithms, cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" to allow government agencies to access the information they encrypt.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a craptographer.

by Aranad October 9, 2016

Crapdonalds

Mc Donalds but crap.

"Lets go to Crapdonalds

by b b bubu boba hob hobba hobba December 17, 2023