Crapbook kid

A crapbook kid is someone (typically a young child) who is so devoted to the apple fanboyism that the openly support everything Apple does, and exclusively uses Apple products no matter what.

Jimmy: BRO! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT! ITS SOOOOO COOL AND SHIT LIKE HOLY CRAP IT HAS LIKE A TRILLION TERAFLOPS AND SHIT LIKE ANYTHING IS OBSOLETE
*meanwhile* Everyone ignores jimmy, because he is a Crapbook kid

by Gamingcausesautism March 13, 2018

crapbooking

facebooking on the crapper

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.

by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009

chapbook

a small, often self-published, usually inexpensive, book; a collection of such items as poetry, family recipes, political thoughts.

The Poetry Society of America is offering two chapbook prizes.

by Una Malachica January 9, 2009

Crapbooking

Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.

The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.

by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

Crapcookie

1.) A cookie made of fecal matter. Aka, shit pastry, also known as a pookie. Can be made with various chunks of vegetables and fruit.

Girl #1: Where did you get those cookie?

Girl #2: Up my butt.

Girl #s 1 and 2: THEY'RE POOKIES!!!

Girl #1: I love crapcookies

by Crapcookiequeen May 19, 2009

CrapBooking

The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.

Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?

He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.

by The Doozer September 19, 2016

chapbook

A chapbook is exactly like a zine or alternative magazine for someone who is too cheap to afford anything but a bunch of papers stapled together. This term 'chapbook' is used by hipster douche bags to seem cool.

"I'm working on compiling a chapbook with my slam poems and ideas"
"You mean just like a zine?"
"NO. I mean a chapbook."

by Polaris Jewlee January 11, 2012