To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.
"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"
by SuperDuperGalen December 23, 2011
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To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.
Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.
by Vinderex December 25, 2019
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When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
by Wretchen July 23, 2017
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The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
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