Cronk-Ass-hoe

Somebody who will go on about something they think they know, but in reality they are making a very perverted joke. (normally edgy and kind of twisted)

"The cronk-ass-hoe was saying that they got some good head, but in the end he got his dick bit off but is too ashamed to admit to it."

by Cyriuh January 20, 2017

crack ass

Someone who acts like a nut case or crack head.

Leave me alone, you insane crack ass!

by Meegz December 21, 2003

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

crack ass ho

A woman, void of any perceivable moral conduct or code, who feeds her crack habit by tossing her drug dealer's salad (i.e. eating his ass), and occasionally sells her body/ass for profit whilst intoxicated

Not only has that bitch Sally popped out four kids, but also she's one helluva crack ass ho.

by Quentin September 20, 2003

crack ass hairline

When a niggas hairline is so fucked up that it looks like graph lines from an earthquake and uneven and simply a reflection of a bad barber

Ex:Tyrone:That nigga lookin' like he got lined up with a plastic spoon with that crack ass hairline

by NIGGA TERMS June 1, 2016

crack ass of dawn

The early morning light of day. Too early to wake up especially after an all nighter.

the guy next door decided to mow his lawn at the crack ass of dawn, doesn't he know its Sunday?

by ravenlocks July 1, 2009

Crack Ass

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.

"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"

by sefff October 20, 2008