Columbus Crabcake

Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.

My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.

by DieselPower333 August 4, 2010

dirty crabcake

when ur licking a person asshole out and they have crabs

i was tossing ur salad and i got a mouthful of dirty crabcake

by dirty crabs July 25, 2011

Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

by dPythonb September 10, 2009

Japanese Crabcake

Performing oral sex with semen in your eyes.

Last night Zoe Cross Japanese Crabcaked me!

by danwillyhull August 18, 2009

Crackesh

A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.

"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"

"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"

by darren and lee March 15, 2007

cumcakes

When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

by Melorganne March 30, 2007

cumcakes

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

by Morgella April 2, 2007