DieselPower333's definitions
Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.
My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.
by DieselPower333 August 4, 2010
Get the Columbus Crabcakemug.