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Craigmas

This fateful day is one of merriment, frivolity and joyous dancing. 'Tis the day when we all join hands together and sing incessantly to Craig, who entered the world on this date. Then we cheer. Over. And over. And over.
18th October.

Happy Birthday to Craig,
Happy Birthday to Craig,
Happy Birthday to Craaaiiiiiiggggg,
Happy Birthday to Craig.

craigmas time.
by Criag the fourth November 1, 2011
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craigspam

Spam you get from assholes on Craigslist who think everyone who posts classifieds for items on the site is broke and selling their stuff for quick cash. So, just like on every other medium, they try to sell you crap like debt consolidation or they try an give you viruses to harvest your personal data.
This would be an example of craigspam...I got this when I tried to sell some college textbooks for the same price I got them for.

"
RE: Yahoo auto response

You don't have to sell this so cheap...

I used to sell stuff on CL just like you were doing to pay my bills. I ended up
realizing a lot of people get ripped off, its over-all NOT SAFE anymore to meet
people from craigslist. A friend of mine told me about an amazing website and
said I should check it out so I did. I made about 4000$ last month. Right now
I'm making more than I was at my regular job. If you want to try it visit
(website URL that probably has the word google in it followed by crap like success or paid me)

If you want help getting started let me know.

"

This makes me want to scream--FUCK YOU COMPUTER BITCH!!!
by yaheli2532 April 12, 2010
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craigmath

Adjective: Referring to the type of flawed, illogical mathematical calculations typically used by lower tier employees; such individuals being quite commonly named 'Craig', or otherwise referred to as 'Craig'.
These numbers he provided don't make any sense, I'm pretty sure this guy is using craigmath
by GentlemanlyScholar May 15, 2019
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Craigsmaritan

A person, who goes out of their way for others, to post an ad on craigslist of an item of some sort that they found lying in an alley or in the street somewhere.
James: "Hey, mike. Let me read you this free computer monitor/fax/copier ad I found on craigslist. It says, 'Just spotted computer monitors and copy/fax machine in ally at chicago and bishop st. behind the Noble Grape pick up if wanted.'"
Mike: "Now that's a true Craigsmaritan!"
by conyeje2 November 28, 2009
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craigsgasm

When a person is overcome by great deals on Craigslist with the original intent to find one simple thing quick and cheap.

The person may or may not pursue the various offers but is merely excited at the prospect of obtaining such a wealth of items.
Person 1: Hey man look what I picked up on Craigslist. A 60 inch LCD television, home theater system with 100 watt subwoofter, 30 blurays and an entertainment center for everything - all for 500 bucks.

Person 2: Didn't you just want an old TV for the garage?

Person 1: Got that too for free but I had a craigsgasm. I couldn't pass up these fantastic bargains!
by ajgenard August 25, 2010
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Craigslang

Selling your shit on Craigslist like a hustler or a job
Dayumm, I don't have any money for food or gas, time to get my craigslang on!
by sxymama July 10, 2015
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craigsmith

craigsmith is a dog
Person 1: Hey I have a craigsmith

Person 2: wtf
by POOPOOPAPER.COM September 15, 2020
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