"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016
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by cch pounder January 17, 2010
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the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.
"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"
by Fillup G. September 21, 2006
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Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"
Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009
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by Jonno93 January 24, 2006
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by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019
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by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025
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