(v.) To fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and THEN poop on top of the wad
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
Guy 1: Jake was being a dick at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
(N) When someone or something gives you the inspiration to say "aww" or it is cute, it is considered cradle.
(V) to cradle it, something you want to hold or touch
(note: not used in a sexual sense)
(V) to cradle it, something you want to hold or touch
(note: not used in a sexual sense)
That old man holding the door for his wife is cradle!
You just made my day, cradle you!
You are so cradle!
That little dog is cradle with barrettes in it's hair.
You just made my day, cradle you!
You are so cradle!
That little dog is cradle with barrettes in it's hair.
by Sam Bleotch April 19, 2006
n.- filthy fucking paedo, who goes by the name of Cradle. Preys on little children esp. those with no limbs. - disgusting isn't it?
alt.- 'Cradle', 'Cradle Snatcher', 'Fucking Paedo' or 'Stay Away From My Kids'
alt.- 'Cradle', 'Cradle Snatcher', 'Fucking Paedo' or 'Stay Away From My Kids'
by U NO HU January 21, 2005
Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.
by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005
On the highway, the clear space between clusterfucks (packs of cars traveling close together at the same speed across both lanes).
"I know I'm not at the speed limit, but I'd rather be in the cradle--with no cars around you, you're a lot less likely to get in an accident."
by Jackee H. December 14, 2007
by tanorexic December 05, 2006
Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
by kiddm April 28, 2007