crackitchitus

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.

Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D

by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

crackwitch

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.

That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

cracktitute

A crackhead who prostitutes.

I saw that cracktitute standing on the corner last night

by kimsissues June 24, 2009

Crackit

Someone who is alright with one person doing something, but is totally against another person doing that same thing.

"Hey Serah! Watch me do the robot."

"No doing the robot is stupid...unless Bobby does it."

"...Stupid crackit..."

by Romedog March 16, 2013

cracklit

Like niglet, but deriving from the derogatory term cracker for white person.

cracklit - a white small person, usually a child.

Me: dude that little cracklit thinks he's a niglet.
Alex: BBQ

by Matt Varone August 3, 2007

Cracknite

A way to describe theaddictiveness of Fortnite by comparing it to crack and how addicting it is.

Chris:Hey Adrian your hear about Jerry?
Adrian:No what?
Chris:That nigga was on Cracknite at 4am.

by Thereal9ine6ix May 29, 2018

crackityyy_

a very swag person with swag content with swag humor🤩💅

person 1: hahahahahahahdhdjj have you seen crackityyy_‘s new tiktok?hdhdjshhahahahahahah

person 2: who’s crackityyy_?
person 1: 🔫👹

by haunt3d_t01let:) September 21, 2021