Crackie Jackie

famous crackhead from Duarte
gets no dick
incest with her cousins
GIVES NO FUCKS

if you need that good shit, crackie jackie got you!

by WholeLottaGangShit123 November 29, 2017

Caffeine Crackie

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.

- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.

by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

Alcho-crackie

(proper noun) Slang for "Albuquerque".

I got so wasted last night in Alcho-crackie!

by Rebel mamma July 5, 2009

cracky / crackie / crackey

a crazy white person

Jill ain't nothing but a fucking cracky

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat

Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,

by Bloomski August 15, 2020

cracker jack clothes

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

by real metal people February 26, 2011

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

by Tbird December 14, 2008