CrackPiss

When you piss with a "Semi-Boner" And the pee goes right trough the crack of the toiletseat.

"Damn man, i was so drunk yesterday i had to sit down, i had a Crackpiss

by JariPinda June 13, 2016

Crackius

A name given to one who exposes their ass crack alot.

Oh look, crackius has come out to play.

by Phillibro April 19, 2011

Crackass

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.

1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.

by tim s. December 16, 2004

cockpussy

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

CRACKASS

Low-grade, sub par. Not meeting minimum standards of acceptability.

Merchandise in Canada is totally crackass

by themankster February 5, 2007

Crackass

When you laugh so hard that your ass falls off while eating salty crackas.

Lakshmi: Dude...that cracka's cracking me up!

Watermelonandra: Haha! I'm laughing so hard too!
Clitorikendrina: That crackass just fell off his chair while eating his organic salty donut.

by ojiiiiiiiiiisan January 17, 2017