snow crab

A person that dislikes winter so much that they are constantly in a grumpy mood throughout the entire season. During the cold winter months they have a lack of patience and are very irritable, especially on a day with lots of snow. During the other seasons they are jolly people, but the cold brings out their inner crab for months at a time.

John: "I came home from Christmas shopping and started showing some of the stuff I bought to Dave. He snapped at me and was really mean for no reason"

Joe: "Dave always get like this during the winter when it's all cold and snowy. He is a real snow crab"

by John Jee September 1, 2013

crabbie

Term used in Bahamian dialect meaning pussy or vagina.

"Her crabbie loose bey"
"I know your crabbie drippin now"

by tingumdem January 7, 2006

craber

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

by Craber101 March 18, 2005

Crab Cake

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.

Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)

by JDizMit December 9, 2008

cabtfwtfe

cock and ball torture from wikipedia the free encyclopedia

did you get some intense cabtfwtfe last night?

by Puppuccino January 10, 2021

Giant Enemy Crab

A now extinct type of crab that used to exist in Japan. It was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for massive damage.

These are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. If it's weak point was hit, it would suffer massive damage.

by Matt Dasher May 9, 2008

Stoney Crab

How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana

Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.

by BangerFlags August 19, 2020