crabhand

Crab hand also a Bob or bobby

Oi bobby you crabhanded fuck

by Cheese11111111 September 12, 2021

CraShanda

CraShanda is known for always telling the truth. Also known as a Greek Queen. Modern day CraShanda's physically are extremely attractive with beautiful hair that varies, great bodies, the best personalities and to top it off an amazing cook. Every CraShanda you meet is a blessing in your life. Or they can be your worst nightmare if you not careful. Don't ever take her for granted because you will regret it, nor will you hear the end of it. She is the best thing that will ever happen to you. CraShanda's are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet but if you piss them off they WILL .. DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP AND/OR CURSED YOU OUT. These QUEEN are true to there word and as real as it gets. Nobody is perfect but CRASHANDA'S like to get it as much to perfection.
CraShanda's are very giving and caring and will give you the clothes off her back. But one thing you don't want to do is take their kindness for weakness. You'll never get the same treatment again.

Did y'all see CraShanda today, She's like an snack.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

crabsandals

a term used to describe something that can be considered redundant.

person 1: “Yo, i just bought a new Wii U!”
person2: “It’s 2023. You bought a pair of crabsandals.”

by sinbiotic_ August 11, 2023

shelliot crabwards

Shelliot Crabwards is a niche internet microcelebrity who just loves eating crustaceans. When he walks around, he has to be very careful that his nose doesn't hit the wall. every time Shelliot sneezes, it measures on the richter scale. He's the richest man you know, but is always somehow asking for money.

I think shelliot crabwards is Jewish!
His feet smell so nice.

by jonathon marathot October 9, 2023