coxswain 

Unholy empress of the night...

That coxswain is a biznatchio.

coxswain by Shannon Stepholopokettle March 31, 2005

Coxswain 

An "athlete" who in the sport of rowing is the weakest person with the loudest voice and the most control over the situation.

All coxswian have a MAJOR NAPOLEON COMPLEX

For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a Coxswain are bundled up in 3 jackets and a rain coat.

The coxswain has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.

As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power

I got to go, my coxswain will be a little shit if I am late.

If my coxswian calls another power 10 I am going to die, then their screaming will bring me back life

Coxswain by ClemsonCox February 3, 2017

Coxswain 

A very very smooth man with the ladies. A man who smells as good as he looks and looks as good as he thinks he does. A ladies man.

I over heard this girls saying hes a coxswain.

Coxswain by Camplushate August 3, 2013

coxswain 

A large blow dart of a human being that sells business forms for a living, or a fireman who arrives late to the scene.

The coxswain was on the phone all day and sold nothing.
The coxswain was late to the fire.

coxswain by Yacs August 11, 2006

coxswain ass 

The itchy burning skin malady one gets from sitting on a boat all day with wet butt, with cotton shorts being the worst. Often experienced by coxswains, but may also be experienced by anyone who spends a lot of time sitting in sailboats, skiboats, canoes, etc. Note that the proper pronunciation of "coxswain" is "cocks'in".

After a long day of water skiing, everyone had a bad case of coxswain ass.

Stop the boat for a minute, I need to stand up, that coxswain ass is driving me nuts!

During that canoe trip in Deliverance, I'm guessing that Ned Beatty wasn't the only one that had a case of the coxswain ass.

coxswain ass by grind s. September 8, 2010

stroking the coxswain's daughter 

Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

stroking the coxswain's daughter by David March 22, 2004

rascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!" 

The character that Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble is playing in "The Duchess Approves."

Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

rascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!" by Aa2we March 13, 2024