1 definition by ClemsonCox
An "athlete" who in the sport of rowing is the weakest person with the loudest voice and the most control over the situation.
All coxswian have a MAJOR NAPOLEON COMPLEX
For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a Coxswain are bundled up in 3 jackets and a rain coat.
The coxswain has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.
As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power
All coxswian have a MAJOR NAPOLEON COMPLEX
For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a Coxswain are bundled up in 3 jackets and a rain coat.
The coxswain has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.
As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power
I got to go, my coxswain will be a little shit if I am late.
If my coxswian calls another power 10 I am going to die, then their screaming will bring me back life
If my coxswian calls another power 10 I am going to die, then their screaming will bring me back life
by ClemsonCox February 3, 2017